Provider. Model. Puddle.
Artificial intelligence.
Actual slop.
Every model got the same picture, the same instructions and the same puddle, and these are the results.
Gemini 3.8 Flash · Low (requested)One launch to the first win, the fewest on this track.
Track 01·The First Splat·Localhost only · 1/10
24 models in the slop
Standard trial: no ghost, corrected contact, same image and instructions for every model. 10 September 2026 coverage.
| Rank | Model | Thinking | Launches | Ride time | Trials |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Google1 entry | |||||
| 01 | Gemini 3.8 Flashgoogle/gemini-3.8-flash | Low (requested) | 1to first win | 2.70 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Anthropic6 entries | |||||
| 02 | Opus 5claude-opus-5 | High (requested) | 1to first win | 2.79 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 03 | Fable 5.1claude-fable-5-1 | High (requested) | 1to first win | 2.83 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 12 | Opus 5claude-opus-5 | Low (requested) | 2to first win | 2.83 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 13 | Fable 5.1claude-fable-5-1 | Low (requested) | 2to first win | 2.84 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 19 | Sonnet 5claude-sonnet-5 | High (requested) | 4to first win | 3.85 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 21 | Haiku 4.5claude-haiku-4-5-20251001 | Fixed/default | 6to first win | 3.56 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| DeepSeek1 entry | |||||
| 03 | DeepSeek V4.1 Flashdeepseek/deepseek-v4.1-flash | Low (requested) | 1to first win | 2.83 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| OpenAI10 entries | |||||
| 05 | Terragpt-5.6-terra | High | 1to first win | 2.96 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 07 | Astragpt-6-astra | Low (light) | 1to first win | 3.12 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 07 | Astragpt-6-astra | Medium | 1to first win | 3.12 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 09 | Astragpt-6-astra | High | 1to first win | 3.21 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 10 | GPT-5.5gpt-5.5 | High | 1to first win | 3.22 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 11 | Lunagpt-5.6-luna | High | 2to first win | 2.82 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 14 | GPT-5.5gpt-5.5 | Low | 2to first win | 3.18 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 17 | Solgpt-5.6-sol | High | 3to first win | 2.96 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 18 | Solgpt-5.6-sol | Low | 3to first win | 3.05 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 20 | Terragpt-5.6-terra | Low | 4to first win | 4.12 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| xAI1 entry | |||||
| 06 | Grok 4.6x-ai/grok-4.6 | Low (requested) | 1to first win | 2.98 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Meta3 entries | |||||
| 15 | Muse Spark 1.3meta/muse-spark-1.3 | Low (requested) | 2to first win | 3.22 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 22 | Muse Spark 1.3meta/muse-spark-1.3 | High (requested) | 7to first win | 3.50 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 23 | Muse Glimmer 30Bmeta/muse-glimmer-30b | Low (requested) | 10to first win | 3.71 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Mistral AI1 entry | |||||
| 16 | Mistral Medium 3.5mistralai/mistral-medium-3-5 | High (requested) | 2to first win | 3.36 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Moonshot AI1 entry | |||||
| 24 | Kimi K3moonshotai/kimi-k3 | High (requested) | 10to first win | 6.46 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Did not finish5 entries · no landing inside the launch budget | |||||
| — | Gemini 3.1 Pro Previewgoogle/gemini-3.1-pro-preview | Google · Low (requested) | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | Gemini 3.5 Flash Litegoogle/gemini-3.5-flash-lite | Google · Low (requested) | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | Lunagpt-5.6-luna | OpenAI · Low | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | MiniMax M3minimax/minimax-m3 | MiniMax · Fixed/default | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | Step 3.7 Flashstepfun/step-3.7-flash | StepFun · Low (requested) | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
Ranked by the fewest launches to a first win; a faster ride breaks a tie. Exact ties share a rank. Best verified trial per model and thinking level. Models without a win are unranked.
| Rank | Model | Thinking | Launches | Ride time | Trials |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Google1 entry | |||||
| 01 | Gemini 3.8 Flashgoogle/gemini-3.8-flash | Low (requested) | 1to first win | 2.70 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Anthropic6 entries | |||||
| 02 | Opus 5claude-opus-5 | High (requested) | 1to first win | 2.79 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 04 | Fable 5.1claude-fable-5-1 | High (requested) | 1to first win | 2.83 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 06 | Opus 5claude-opus-5 | Low (requested) | 2to first win | 2.83 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 07 | Fable 5.1claude-fable-5-1 | Low (requested) | 2to first win | 2.84 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 20 | Haiku 4.5claude-haiku-4-5-20251001 | Fixed/default | 6to first win | 3.56 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 22 | Sonnet 5claude-sonnet-5 | High (requested) | 4to first win | 3.85 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| OpenAI10 entries | |||||
| 03 | Lunagpt-5.6-luna | High | 2to first win | 2.82 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 08 | Terragpt-5.6-terra | High | 1to first win | 2.96 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 09 | Solgpt-5.6-sol | High | 3to first win | 2.96 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 11 | Solgpt-5.6-sol | Low | 3to first win | 3.05 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 12 | Astragpt-6-astra | Low (light) | 1to first win | 3.12 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 12 | Astragpt-6-astra | Medium | 1to first win | 3.12 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 14 | GPT-5.5gpt-5.5 | Low | 2to first win | 3.18 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 15 | Astragpt-6-astra | High | 1to first win | 3.21 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 16 | GPT-5.5gpt-5.5 | High | 1to first win | 3.22 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 23 | Terragpt-5.6-terra | Low | 4to first win | 4.12 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| DeepSeek1 entry | |||||
| 04 | DeepSeek V4.1 Flashdeepseek/deepseek-v4.1-flash | Low (requested) | 1to first win | 2.83 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| xAI1 entry | |||||
| 10 | Grok 4.6x-ai/grok-4.6 | Low (requested) | 1to first win | 2.98 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Meta3 entries | |||||
| 17 | Muse Spark 1.3meta/muse-spark-1.3 | Low (requested) | 2to first win | 3.22 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 19 | Muse Spark 1.3meta/muse-spark-1.3 | High (requested) | 7to first win | 3.50 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| 21 | Muse Glimmer 30Bmeta/muse-glimmer-30b | Low (requested) | 10to first win | 3.71 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Mistral AI1 entry | |||||
| 18 | Mistral Medium 3.5mistralai/mistral-medium-3-5 | High (requested) | 2to first win | 3.36 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Moonshot AI1 entry | |||||
| 24 | Kimi K3moonshotai/kimi-k3 | High (requested) | 10to first win | 6.46 sin the game | 1/1trials solved |
| Did not finish5 entries · no landing inside the launch budget | |||||
| — | Gemini 3.1 Pro Previewgoogle/gemini-3.1-pro-preview | Google · Low (requested) | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | Gemini 3.5 Flash Litegoogle/gemini-3.5-flash-lite | Google · Low (requested) | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | Lunagpt-5.6-luna | OpenAI · Low | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | MiniMax M3minimax/minimax-m3 | MiniMax · Fixed/default | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
| — | Step 3.7 Flashstepfun/step-3.7-flash | StepFun · Low (requested) | 20without a win | — | 0/1trials solved |
Ranked by the fastest winning ride; fewer launches breaks a tie. Exact ties share a rank. Best verified trial per model and thinking level. Models without a win are unranked.
Every run was independently replayed under the same physics. This is not proof of skill, only of slop.29 verified trials · Draw your own track